*promote

Self promoting this Sift Talk post - promote requested by original submitter rasch187.

*fear

Adding post to channels (Fear) - requested by thinker247.

Good job, Blankfist.

Now where's the punch and pie?

oh wow Mr A$$ Gravy is now a King Congrats Sir ^ ^ it was about time well deserved.

Grats BF!

Not one of us is going to survive this promotion!

Oh, there's TH on "thorny" - ok, my vision is blurry at this hour. I guess we need to keep an eye on who is behind us around here, eh?

As for The Jester stealing his crown, well, um . . . it had to be an impostor. I'm still recovering from Mardi Gras. Maybe someone stole my marotte and my jester hat.

Now with six kingdoms and 1 queendom - oh, wait, 2 queendoms - clearly each one has a jester, perhaps?

We probably ought to have a Siftland map showing where all the kingdoms and queendoms are located - also the environments of each one.

Congrats on the Crown . . .

*jingles away exiting through a secret door*

Does this mean he has to douse himself in his own ass gravy?

Congrats blankfist, I'll dedicate a masturbation session to you tonight.

OMFG. Just like death and a very special episode of "Square Pegs," I never thought this day would actually come. Does this mean there are no more cat fart videos on the internet? Did Ron Paul finally give up on gold and silver? Is everyone finally convinced of global warming's existence? Madness, I tell you! MADNESS!

Oh well, it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine. If it's closing time, I'd like to hang out with blankfist. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.

Congratulations, you sinful prick.

*quality

Awarding rasch187 with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by kronosposeidon.

I'm sure blankfist won't mind if I 4chan the fuck out of this post:

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<embed src="http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/cat_clockwork-orange.png">

<embed src="http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/cat_dr_strangelove_maj_kong.png">

<embed src="http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/Cat_KillerKiss.jpg">

<embed src="http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/cat_shining.png">

I think I just peed a little.

Well done BF!

Wait he offered to rape the rest of you!!!! All I remember was some brief conversation where he told me I was pretty then he bought me a drink. Then waking up in the curb in Little Ethiopia wearing what could only be described as granny panties and "whore" makeup.....well now I'm just depressed.

Congratulations...I guess.

*pissboy

Is this the end of the internet?

whoa...wait..back up...blankfist gotta shiny crown?
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, that's cool.
Congrats!

^gourmetemu, is that the night you lost your teeth?

Pfft, great, now this cheapens all the crowns from here on out. They'll probably all be covered in A$$ Gr@v33 or something.

Congrats, pigfucker. Well deserved.

A round of a$$-gr@vy on the house, compliments of me. Congrats old chum. If I t'werernt so gosh darn sick right now, I'd've crafted some type of photoshop ha-ha funnytime for you. By the way, what do we get at 2500?

Look at it from the bright side folks, at least now there's actual tangible irrefutable proof there is no god.

Congratulations on your crown, ye Prince of Debauchery. May your reign last longer than that of Caligula and may your feasts be graced with more male rectal violations than a party at Elton John's house.

Yay!!!! WhoooooooHOOOOOOOOO! Major Congrats to my furriend, Blankety-Blank! (I stole the nickname coined by Schmawy.) We are, like, Crown buddies! Crownies? Hahaha!
Anyhow, it was great meeting hbleusea and you at the Sift-up. We should all have a mini "Crownie" Sift-Up with you two! But no thanks, just leave the ass gravy at home.

Congrashitlations!!!

Nah, but seriously, way to go man.

'Oh my God, It's full of cats'

Well done Blanky! You and all your cats! You crazy spinster you
I have to say I think your contributions to the sift have been great Made me laugh! keep sifting!

I guess they hand crowns out to anyone now. Try not to get it dirty.

Congrats!

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

Whoah. Most unexpected. Thanks for all your cat fart contributions.

>> ^dag:
Whoah. Most unexpected. Thanks for all your cat fart contributions.

^ hahahahah, notice how blankfist's NOT a "pillar of the Sift"^TM ?!?

banky!
the prince of poot! the lord fauntleroy of flatulence!

sometimes nothing is a pretty cool hand.

If anyone is wondering why 'A$$GR@V33 the Movie' was directed by 'blanfist', it's because blankfist demanded an Alan Smithee credit on it. He hated the way the studio cut out 20 minutes of the love scene with him and Richard Simmons. He claimed that cutting that scene down to only 50 minutes made the film "too mainstream and lacking the emotional aspect of sharing ass gravy".

VS has officially jumped the shark for me.

Congrats

so now it's Golden-crown Ass Gravy instead of Mr. Ass Gravy? i suppose that could be shortened to GAG. hmm, how deliciously appropriate. congrats blanky!

Who?

Congratulations!

I now present back to you the bucket of A$$ Gr@v33 I received at my gold100-celebration. I have prepared it carefully, to the better in my humble opinion. I started by letting it ferment for 6 days, adding caraway seeds and anise on day 4. I then skimmed away the top layer of greenish yeast, and poured the rest into used sherry casks. It was then stored in my basement for one and a half month, before being tapped back into the bucket and lidded.

This process has really brought out the texture, and also accentuated what I believe to be the heart of the famous A$$ Gr@v33 aroma. Save it for a special occasion.

Congrats on your shiny new crown Blankfist..:)

Hail, Lord of farts.

At this rate, siftlandia will soon be divided into 6 major principalities, each faction ruling over their own section of video genre in videosift.

Soon all the minor fiefdoms will unite under each of their banner, and the struggle for power shall begin.

If that time comes, let it be known that I shall unite forces with whoever that will be facing against Dark lord Farhad of 'the obscure'

Yay, congrats!!

what can you say about a man who posts stuff like this? or this. or this. the list goes on and on (which reminds me - let's compile a "worst of blankfist" group playlist, anyone?)
I've often wondered how he gets away with it. must have some major dirt on dag or lucky. maybe both, if you know what I mean (nudge, nudge, say no more...)
and now we're giving this joker a crown?!? somebody throw a shoe at this guy before it's to late, please!

Glückwunsch mein General!

Hehe. I salute you, Heath. You are a pillar of the sift (even if that pillar is suspiciously stained by ass gravy).

Congratulations King Blankfist!

A great victory for lowbrow. Congratulations Blankety-blank. You can rape me anytime. Oh, it wouldn't be rape if I consent now would it? I promise I'll put up a modicum of resistance.

Oh good lord, Blankfist with crown-power.... we're all doomed (congrats B)

I'm only here for the free comment upvotes

Congrats on your shiny new hat-of-"All abilities of Bronze Diamond"!

Isn't it time for some inter-regent marriages to solidify the Sift Alliance on the internets?

“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

"We're just a fart in the wind. This ought to take care of all that silly dynasty talk."
Ron Wolf

"If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart."
George A. Romero

"Fart"
Blankfist

Congrats Blankfist! Though when I saw a PM from Rasch I assumed it was a Siftquisition call

Wow, this is too much. Thanks for all the kind words and associating my achievements on the Sift with only a bucket of A$$ GR@V33 and cat farts. I swear I do more on here than that!

Thanks rasch and kp for the excellent pictures. I'm sure Kubrick would be proud of you putting farting cat images over his works of art. I know kp already qualitied this, but... *quality!

Thanks e'rybody!

Awarding rasch187 with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by blankfist. Psych. One quality per meatbag.

They say you can tell a lot by looking into a man's eyes...





Yours say pedophile.

*taunt you bastard

HAIL!

Well, well, well. You've finally gone and done it. You've gone and made the buttfist all-powerful. This marks the beginning of the end for us all. Soon the front page will be nothing but farting cats and gay porn. I hope you're all happy.

Totally kidding. Congratulations you old son of a bitch! It couldn't happen to a nicer fist.

Thanks for your years of quality contributions, you pillar of sift!

h97425q4ttv

Conblankulations! I never thought I'd see the clean-shaven, yet coked-out evil version of Dag make it this far. Well, then again, I'm always underestimating the number of power of stupid people cat farts in large numbers...

He's a piller of sift, but really - doesn't he want a pillar of shaft?

congrats on your gold crown!!
now, what's all this ass gravy talk? on second thought, i don't want to know!

^Wow, I have a gold crown?! I'm the first! Yay!

While you sleep I am going to come to your house, bend you over, and take you so hard up the ass until you love me for it.

I posted a VIDEO for him and didn't get a single upvote. I thought an actual as$ gr@vy video would have be a favorite.

For you .. my love ..



I wish I could quit you ..

The horror... the horror...

Congratulations, by the way.

Stanley Kubrick would be proud.

Congratula-

Ugh, eeew! This thread is all sticky! What is this brown stuff everywhere!?

http://whois.domaintools.com/assgravy.com

Someone in Scottsdale, Arizona owns that domain. Could it be MarineGunrock?

Crap, late to another party.. oh well, by now blankfist is probably so inebriated he won't notice if I just... .... ... ahhhhh, much better.

Grats blanky, ya big homo.

Geez, I missed I hope I'm not too late. Ass gravy with cheese curds and frites from your Canadian subjects.

^Do I mix the curds and gravy together and dip the frites in the mixture? I want to ensure I'm eating it the proper way.

Congrats from Spiderman! Let's get drunk!

^what they said.

Congratulations, dildo-licker.

congrats